NEV fait des jeux de m’eaux !

Voici les calembours, blagues et jeux de m’eaux sur l’eau que vous avez partagés dans le cadre de l’enquête annuelle du réseau 2022-23 — dans les deux langues officielles.

  • N'importe quel mot (m'eau?) finissant en « o » : Eau revoir (classique !). Brav’Eau ! Balad'eau. Phot'eau. EauTrement. RésEautage. Eau-nouvelles. Lab'Eau. RésEau. EAU plaisir. Agir bleu, c'est agir EAUtrement.
  • Joyeux Noël Eau Eau !
  • Barely keeping "afloat" processing my WQ data...
  • Best fishes (as an email sign off).
  • Bucket half full…
  • Downstream effects, high water mark.
  • Getting your sea legs!
  • How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?: “Water you doing tonight?”
  • It flows naturally. Going with the flow.
  • It's not so much a pun, but we always say that in New Brunswick, you can't go very far without getting your feet wet!
  • Let minnow if you need anything.
  • Let's explore how these ideas 'flow' together.
  • Long tide, no sea.
  • Mother, mother, may I go for a swim? Yes, my darling daughter - hang your clothes on a hickory limb, but don’t go near the water.
  • No water pun but here's a good salmon joke: What happens when you put Nutella on salmon? You get *salmonella*.
  • No worries, it's water under the fridge.
  • Shallow romp in a deep pond.
  • Sorry, I'm drowning in work and fighting the current, can't think of any ;)
  • Water over a dam.
  • Water you… talking about, up to, doing today? Water puns anyway?
  • We are big fans of dry humour ;)
  • We know that H20 is water but what is H204? For sustaining healthy communities and ecosystems of course!
  • We pun enough to make everyone puncomfortable. We love to coho-perate with others. We often say to ourselves what a water-ful world.
  • What did everyone say when the boiling water died? He would be mist.
  • What did one lake or ocean say to the other lake or ocean ? A: Nothing, it just waved :P
  • What did the wave say to the shore? Sea you later.
  • What is the king's favorite type of precipitation? Hail, of course!
  • When it rains, it pours.
  • Why does water never laugh at jokes? It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
  • Why is the ocean always on time? She likes to stay current. :)
Bilingue — ça v'Eau des points b'Eau-ni ! ... Est-ce tr'Eau ?
  • I take l'eau blows all the time!                                                                                                                               
Rebekah Kipp
À propos de Rebekah Kipp
Responsable des communications et du réseautage - Nos eaux vitales : mère, amatrice d’eau douce, exploratrice de plages et passionnée d'origami ! 
NEV fait des jeux de m’eaux !
NEV fait des jeux de m’eaux !
Imagine a Canada where all waters are in good health: